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Becoming a paid subscriber means helping me: Break down AI slop farms and right-wing ragebait Decode Chicago’s institutional collapse with jokes Deliver Andor recaps and other TV complaining Write long, slightly unhinged essays that make you feel smarter, though also more haunted This tier funds Chicago 312 as a sustainable, independent operation. No grants, no VC, no institutional guardrails. Just real talk, structural analysis, and tv sadness. If you’ve ever read a post and thought “damn, this helped me,” this is how you make sure it keeps going.
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